friday question

what is the best pick up line you've used/heard? did it work? what was the result?

the best one i've used: "what's a nice man like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

that shit works like a charm. mind you, the guy usually wants to know immediately just how dirty my mind can get, so i only use this line after observing a guy for a while to see if i even want to get to know him like that, you know? there's no doubting what my intentions are when i use a line like that. it's strictly "when we gonna fuck" material. i haven't used it in years though.

*sigh*

i totally miss having sex.



so what you got?