ty willingham is the black bitch you fuck but never marry...

if there was any doubt as to whether or not ty was little more than the black ho notre dame fucked until it was time to marry the "quality" charlie weis, this weekend's ten year extension eliminated it.

let's look at the facts in chronological order, shall we?

december 8, 2001 - george o'leary is hired as the new notre dame coach. formerly with georgia tech, he's seen as the new savior of a floundering program after he led georgia tech to five bowl appearances and a 52-33 record in seven years.

december 13, 2001 - o'leary resigns due to inaccuracies in his resume. the short version - he lied. athletic director kevin white responds with this statement: "I have accepted the resignation of George O'Leary as head football coach at the University of Notre Dame. George has acknowledged inaccuracies in his biographical materials, including his academic background. I understand that these inaccuracies represent a very human failing; nonetheless, they constitute a breach of trust that makes it impossible for us to go forward with our relationship. I intend to restart our search for a new head football coach immediately."

december 31, 2001 - ty willingham, formerly of stanford university where he lead his program to a pac-10 title and four bowl games in seven years, is hired to a six-year contract worth a reported $3 million dollars. it initially appeared as though notre dame was committed to allowing him the opportunity to turn the program around because never have they fired a head football coach before five years was up.

2002 - the fighting irish go 10-3, winning their first eight straight, and went to the gator bowl (they lost). willingham didn't recruit most of this team as he was hired during the committment period the previous year.

2003 - the irish goes 5-7, the third losing season in five years. in particular, they suffer a humiliating loss to a hated rival (lost to usc 45-14). there was no bowl game. this is also the first year of his recruiting. turns out they had the most difficult schedule in the country according to the ncaa.

2004 - the irish finish 6-6. they lost to usc 41-10 in a year usc went on to win the national championship.

November 2004 (a month before they're to meet oregon state in the insight bowl) - ty willingham is fired after only three years as coach and two years as a recruiter. he finishes 21-15 with two bowl appearances. athletic director kevin white had this to say: "We simply have not made the progress on the field that we need to make, nor have we been able to create the positive momentum necessary in our efforts to return the Notre Dame program to the elite level of the college football world."

this move takes place three years into a six-year contract, an unprecedented move by a university that has never, EVER fired a coach after fewer than five years. their is the understanding that a coach needs that long to show if his recruiting efforts will pay off as by then, the entire team has been recruited by him.

december 2004 - charlie weis, former offensive coordinator for the three-time super bowl winning new england patriots, is hired as head coach. he brings 26 years of coaching experience and is a notre dame alumnus. he also signs a six-year contract. weis is also signed late in the recruiting phase and therefore, has few if any recruits of his own on the team.

november 2005 - notre dame is 5-2 with two close losses to michigan state (44-41) and southern cal (34-31). weis is winning with willingham's recruits. makes me wonder if, given the opportunity, willingham would have done the same fucking thing. after posting a worse record than willingham did in his first eight games, weis is offered a ten-year extension to his contract. TWO losses vs. NO losses and weis is determined to be the better coach already. notre dame is suddenly very certain that weis is the guy they need to fix their program.

so where am i getting at with this? isn't it obvious by now? notre dame, in a move meant to take the news off of them hiring a liar, hire a negro instead, thus turning them from idiots to progressive pioneers in the world of athletics. the fact that willingham wasn't their first choice has no bearing because they ultimately chose him. however, given the fact that rarely, if ever, does an ncaa football coach turn a program around on a dime after years of futility, one has to wonder why notre dame suddenly figured willingham wasn't doing it fast enough. why, when they have NEVER, EVER shown such short temperment in the past, do they suddenly have no patience for the process of turning a program around?

it's simple, really. they never really wanted willingham for the long term. he was the "right now" pussy they sank their shriveled green and gold dicks into until they could get their hands on some quality twat. he was never, ever going to be good enough to last long at notre dame. the only thing that would have saved his job is if he had won three national championships in three years. he didn't, which made it really easy to toss his black ass on the street.

he's been classy about the whole thing, not ranting about how he got fucked. he quietly took the job at the university of washington while notre dame raved about how weis was the best thing to happen to it since knute rockne.

well i'm not ty willingham and i don't have to be classy about it. notre dame fucked him in every orafice on him. they wrapped their dicks in sand paper before thrusting them into him. they left his ass cracked and burning and bleeding while they calmly cleaned themselves up and pulled up their green knickers.

"thank you for the sweet pussy" they said to him as they turned to stare at his form crumpled in a corner on the floor.

then they whistled the fighting irish song as they skipped through the door to marry the fat bitch with the pure bloodlines they'd been waiting on all along.